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"Making Memories for the Whole Family"
Pedal Tractor Pulls Coming to Kern County Fair
Great news for youngsters in Bakersfield and surrounds! Pump up those legs, because the All-Alaskan Pedal Tractor Pulls are comming to the Kern County Fair. Come to the Fair everyday and sign up for the tractor pulls. Don't just watch the fair go by, get in and drive it!
Piggy Giggle
Three women were standing at the pearly gates waiting to enter. St. Peter said to them, "We have one very strict rule. Don't ever step on any of the pigs."
"Pigs?" said the first woman.
"Yes," said St. Peter. "Now run along, and enjoy your stay. But be careful."
That first day the women were very careful about not stepping on any pigs. It was difficult, because there were SO MANY. Pigs everywhere. Big sows, large boars, little gilts and barrows all over. After about two weeks, in a moment of distraction, the first woman accidently stepped on the tail of a little napping piglet. The piglet let out such a squeal that surely everyone in Heaven heard it. Almost immediately St. Peter approached with the ugliest man the women had ever seen. St. Peter handcuffed the man to the first woman and walked away, fading into the mist.
"Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh!" yelled the woman, "I have to be handcuffed to this guy for eternity just because I stepped on a stupid pig?!"
The other women each made a mental note, :"DO NOT do that!" But sure enough, afte several months, the second woman let down her guard one day and stepped right on the hoof of a passing sow. Again the squeal. Again came St. Peter. Again the handcuffs to a most horrible looking man. Again the anguished cry.
The third woman resolved that she would NEVER step on a pig. And she didn't for several more months. Then one day St. Peter walked up with an ugly man and handcuffed them together. "What?!" yelled the woman. "What's this for?!" she protested. "No-o-o-o-o-o!"
St. Peter vanished and the first two women, with their eternal mates, stood looking at the third woman and her new partner.
"I don't know what this is all about," said the man. "All I did was step on a stupid pig!"
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Enter
your pig joke, riddle, limerick or other funny-bone tickler
in the Piggy Giggle Contest.
Recent
winning entry: A poem from Marty in Bakersfield. Marty is
a fan from the earliest days of the All-Alaskan Racing Pigs
at the Kern County Fair.